The Microwave

I'm sure you all have a microwave. If not then this post will probably bored you out of your mind, but i'm going to write it anyway . . . sorry.

Well, the microve is an incredible, food heating, wonder of an invention rapped up into a tiny little box! Once you get over the whole, "I just burnt my finger while trying to get my dinner out of the microwave," or the "I just opened the microwave and the door hit me in the face" Kind of things, you'll find that the microwave is INCREDIBLE! I just made an amazing snack in it. I started with a potato (I now right, a potato) then after I finished making holes in it by stabbing it to death with a fork, I put it in the microwave, set the timer for five minutes, got through the scary sizzling and popping (I totally thought I was going to blow the house up) and then KAZAM! You've got yourself a buttery potato sitting in front of you waiting to be eaten. It was AMAZING!

So in conclusion, if your ever hungry, make yourself a baked potato in the microwave. It satisfies.